武則天からのバレンタインチョコ。

「くっふっふー！　これこそが、妾ならではの超高級
陶器と超高級ちょこれーとと超高級ふるーつを用いた
超高級ごーじゃす・ろいやる・ちょこれーとほんぢゅ、
ふぉんじゅ……ふぉん、でゅ、じゃ！　
……………。
なんじゃそのニヤケ面は。
噛んだ？　か、噛んでなどおらーん！　どうやら妾の手でじきじきに仕置きされたいようじゃな！」

Valentine's chocolate from Wu Zetian.

"Kehehe! This is truly an exquisite treat made from super high-grade pottery and super high-grade chocolate and super high-grade fruits only obtainable by someone like me. It's called super high-grade, gorgeous, royal chocolate fondyou...fond-jue...fondue!
Hey! Why're you smirking?
I said it wrong? I-I did not! It seems you need me to punish you, personally!"