冬といえば雪。
雪といえば雪だるま。
雪だるまといえば、女の子も大好き！！
そして紳士は究極の真理に至る。

「そう。
　拙者自身が、スノーマンになる事だ……！」

雪だるま爆散まで、あと十秒―――

When you think of winter, you think of snow.
When you think of snow, you think of snowmen.
When you think of snowmen... GIRLS LOVE THEM!
And thus the gentleman has the ultimate revelation.

"Oh, I get it.
I just have to become a snowman!"

The snowman will explode in 10...9...