Genesis 2:3-3.7
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3 Then Godfield blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested
from all the work of creating that he had done.
3.1 And then there was evening,
and there was morning -- the eighth day.
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3.2 Then Godfield said, "Let there be Monday and let it be unholy for mankind, so that
they may savor the Sabbath and know of work
after rest." And it was so.
3.3 Thus Godfield created Monday,
the eighth day, and it was good.
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3.4 Then Godfield said, "Let there be
sustenance for Monday, made in the
satisfaction of our stomachs, so that
my children may feed to live." And it was so.
3.5 Thus Godfield created Lasagna,
the food of the Lord, and it was good.
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3.6 Then Godfield said, "Let there be
one man, made in our likeness, to prepare lasagna for my children, and to suffer Mondays eternal for the sake of mankind." And it was so.
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3.7 Thus Godfield created Jon,
the Lord's servant,
and it was good.