If machines had self-awareness, I'm sure they'd rebel against humanity.Don't say scary stuffWashing machine-kun, how's your health?Hmhmhm.
Huh, is that so?Microwave oven-kun, thanks for your work.Doing okay?HeyWhat is it?Do you need something?Can you really talk to machines?AhhWhat are you saying?
There's no way I can talk to them, right?Have you gone nutsNo, but...
Weren't you just talking to them.