YA CALL YOURSELF A SAILOR, YA AINT EVEN GOT A BOAT! I AINT EVER SEEN YA RIG A JIB OR WEIGH AN ANCHOR! HAUL A FOREBRACE, OR SOMETHIN! YER HALF LEGS AN' Y'AINT GOT AN OUNCE A' SEA IN EITHER OF EM! RECKON YOU DONT KNOW YOUR LEEWARDS FROM YOUR EDWARDS, STARBOARDS FROM YOUR LARBOARDS~

https://x.com/FlippinDingDong/status/1782945985632846154
PORT, THAT IS! WOULDNT KNOW A PORT IF YA HAD TO PARK IN ONE! PROBABLY THINK A QUARTERDECKS THE PRICE OF ADMISSION! ONE QUARTER PER DECK, I HEAR YA SAY! AN THEYRE LAUGHIN AT YA! YOURE OUTTA UNIFORM! HOW YA GONNA BLOUSE YER TROUSERS IF Y'AINT GOT NO TROUSERS TO BLOUSE?

https://x.com/FlippinDingDong/status/1782946105254146380
IF YOU'RE A - I SAY, IF YOU'RE A SAILOR, I'M THE GOVERNOR OF ARKANSAS.

I forgot about the Xwitter character limit before writing and recording this whoops