Hay, internet. Meet Tumblr-tan. She’s a 16 year old desperate virgin closet hipster slut. She likes virtually almost everything and she’s a bit of an attention whore so she may come off as annoying and obnoxious. Despite her obnoxious and conceited behavior, she’s very self-conscious and spends her alone time wondering why she’s forever alone. Being the closet hipster she is, she likes drawing dicks and taking nude pics of herself for Topless Tuesday photography. Her favorite animals include frogs, wolves, parrots, and penguins. She also doesn’t have much of a chest.

Good god. Words cannot describe how worse she is compared to moeblobs.