Aaah...Happy birthday, Hitori-chan!!I got us pair rings!Ahh, thank you so much.I also got you this dress! I made sure it fits you like a pair of gloves!Oh, and I even changed the Constitution of Japan!Now nothing will get in the way of both of us!Aaaaeeehh...And my last present, is me...
Do you want me, Hitori-chan?Ah... Y-yes.THIS JUST IN! GAY MARRIAGE IS NOW LEGAL IN JAPAN!