"I'm an art teacher at a private school.
Today between classes I was bored, so I kept myself busy with fanart. The kids liked it, and believe it or not, they paid more attention to me when they saw I can draw."

"I teach K through 8. Yes, the trees were done by the younger kids lol.
When the students asked what I was drawing, I just told them "a blue knight fighting a red knight." I didn't want to give any specifics, otherwise they'd hit up Google and hello Nasu sex scenes goodbye job.
One 4th grader started running around saying, "I'm the red guy!"