Ah, can't help but feel this desire to be sMOTHERed when I see a destroyer.

But that's like the niece or nephew kind of cute.

Really, wanting to be sMOTHERed by a coastal defense ship, or seeing them as a target for affection? Yeeeugh, that's just being a pervert! HAHAHAHA!

If you ask me, you're pretty much already a pervert for having the hots for us destroyers and then wanting to be sMOTHERed by us on top...

Do you not have an interest in coastal defense ships?

Wuh? Well, yes, I do think they are cute.