I believed that you, and you alone, would be with me as my ally!...that egg wasthe launch button for the missile...WHAAA!?...Comrade Tashkent, that's...CLICK!WHAAARRRGGG!
WHAAARRRGGG!But you're no comrade of mine, are you!!W-Wait!That Easter Egg, it's...!WARNING. WARNING.
MISSILE LAUNCH COMMENCING IMMEDIATELY.And this photo... you certainly were born with a silver spoon planted firmly in your mouth, weren't you?THIS HORRIBLE THING!No wonder you have no interest in the Soviets.I believed in you!Treating this хлам* from the Imperial Era with such care...
*Russian: junkТИШИНА!
