All hands, take cover...!What now!?Wait, Iowa-san!! It's not even like that!!All...No way!
They actually launched them!!く◯!!Невозможный! I was sure that they should have been loaded with borscht warheads...!The die has been cast!
Counterattack!Transmit the launch codes...!Re-Entry Vehicle impact in 10 seconds!Good grief.
So this is to be my very first job as the acting dorm manager...?
...well, that's fine.If they land, all will be awash in a sea of fire!THEY'RE ULTRA-PURE VODKA WARHEADS!!The warheads on those are even more powerful than the borscht ones...Gordon Bennett!!Guess I'll have to get started, then.
