Quite... that was my intention... and yet...I, too, wanted to wipe the smile off the faces of the American ships, with their constant interference in our southward advance... but...Comrade...
That's from the Imperial era...Soviet Ships' Room, Secret Underground Bunker...that was deployed as a deterrent when I was posted to this base.if it were to be used, the dorms would fall into chaos! It would be total war!Nothing but worthless prattle!R-7 Kai
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(Convention Violation)US/SU Intercontinental Ballistic Water MissilesLGM-30 Kai
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Mentos Geyser WarheadEven this bunker wouldn't be safe.True, if we were to launch that... the ballistic missile, the West's treehouse would be flooded with piping-hot borscht, rendering their equipment useless.And losing their citadel would indeed deal a heavy blow to Iowa's lot.But if we were to fire at them from over here, they would undoubtedly retaliate, the missile making the East of the dorms a sticky mess with the blast of the cola bomb.DETERRENTS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ACTUALLY USED!Why are you hesitating, Comrade Gangut!?The Union will never conquer the Foreign Ships' Dormitory without fighting the American fleet!The reason that you told me about this bunker and that was so that we could catch the American ships unawares, nyet!?Ah! Sorry! I knocked someth-...
