OPEN UUUUP!
OPEEEEEN!!OPEN IIIIIT!
MOMMYYYYY!!!At least let me take a sh*t in peaceLately my three year old son has been following me around to much it's become a problem.Oh, he gave up quickly today.What...?
Did the "lock" just open?Yare yare dazeHm?That's impossible!!It's opening!!I! Made sure! The "lock" was closed!!The door that should have been lockedis now!Being opened!!!