What!?
Did that purple beansprout Patchouli write this for you!? I was with you first!!Paper Str-But it struck me that Alice should be more familiar with Western magic, so I came to you first.This is not a love letter.
I got this from Patchouli...Actually, I wanted to show Reimu first.Heheheh....I knew it, we are the best fitting couple after all...so this is actually your love confession letter for me?What the hell??? Why would you want to show Reimu!? Was this a love letter for Reimu, written by Patchouli??Would you calm down!?!? And listen to my damn words!I'bv khabv, I'bv khabv...
(I'm calm, I'm calm...)