1st frame - The right to buy the Made in Abyss blu-rays
2nd frame - Everyone is different and everyone is Nanachi (play on the Japanese saying 「みんなちがって、みんないい」"Everyone is different and that's OK")
3rd frame - Very good fortune: You'll get an autograph from Tsukushi-sensei
4th frame - Medium fortune: Rabbits are cute
5th frame - Bad fortune: You'll be hit by a Bunshun cannon
6th frame - Live-action Made in Abyss film is now in production!!
7th frame - Very good fortune: Ozen is kind
8th frame - Good fortune to come: You'll wake up [as a] hollow
9th frame - Very good fortune: Nanachi smells bad when I sniff them
10th frame - Very bad fortune: Moomin gets struck by a stray blow
11th frame - Medium fortune: Nanachi becomes a virtual YouTuber
12th frame - Very bad fortune: Your pet saying becomes "Aye" instead of "Nnaa~"
13th frame - [A dachshund]
14th frame - Small fortune: [Your lucky item] Made in Abyss Blu-rays
15th frame - Good fortune: Marulk is amazing undressed
16th frame - Very bad fortune: NINTENDO
17th frame - People that answer "It's still today, though" to being asked "What are you going to do tomorrow?"
18th frame - Good fortune: You will take care of Riko's bodily functions [urine]
19th frame - Bad fortune: A mushroom will grow on your smartphone
20th frame - You become so entranced with nude Riko that you don't notice Reg to the right
21st frame - The tutorial's so long that the main story doesn't start
22nd frame - Small fortune: Mitty becomes a WWC champion
23rd frame - The right to buy purchase the Made in Abyss manga
24th frame - Very bad fortune: You'll be suspended on Monday
25th frame - Please follow me [on Twitter]
26th frame - Very good fortune: You'll get your hands on a life-size Nanachi doll
27th frame - Reg blitz-buys all the Nanachi doujinshi
28th frame - Fortune to come: Ozen contracts gout
29th frame - Cat, cat, cat, cat, dog, dog, sometimes an otter
30th frame - No work for the rest of your life
31st frame - ??? [New Year Noodles?]
32nd frame - Bad fortune: You'll delete your tweets
33rd frame - If you like Made in Abyss, you'd probably also like Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou and Hakumei to Mikochi
34th frame - I R R E D E E M A B L E
35th frame - Very bad fortune: You'll run into a blackfaced Sh****u Matsuzaki
36th frame - The world's fastest rerun
37th frame - Bad fortune: Thinking that you were kneading bread, you find yourself kneading Mitty instead
38th frame - Those animal ears are Nanachi's~

A Bunshun cannon is a damaging article published by the Shūkan Bunshun weekly​