どうも、最近いろいろとうまくいかなくて（ネタとか、アレンジ服とか、絵描きとか）、すこしヤケ気味なアオシマです。　精神と時の部屋に入りたい…おっぱいを上手に描きたい…オマ○コを上手に描きたい…いろんな体位や構図を描けるようにしたい…幽々様のおっぱいに顔を埋めたい…幽香さまに踏まれたい…先生、おっぱい揉ませろぉおおおおおおぉぉぉぉぉおお！！！　

Greetings, I'm the a-little-bit-desperate Aoshima; things have not been going well for me lately (like thinking of new jokes, designing new costumes, or working on new drawings). I want to enter the Hyperbolic Time Chamber... to be better at drawing boobs... to be better at drawing va○nas... to try drawing various sex poses and writing various fanfics... to bury my face in Yuyu-sama's boobs... to be stepped on by Yuuka-sama... Sensei, let me rub your booOOOOOOoooooOObs!!!