「ん？いいよー何やよいちゃ……ってなんでプリキュア状態！？」
「気にしないでいいから。単刀直入に聞くけど、なおちゃんってあかねちゃんのこと狙ってるよね？」
「え？うん」
「正直だね……。じゃあれいかちゃんのことは？」
「れいかは大切な人だから誰にも渡したくない」
「ならみゆきちゃんは？」
「みゆきちゃんはいつも可愛い笑顔で私に勇気をくれる素敵な女の子だよ、絶対手放さない」
「……私のこｔ」
「やよいちゃんはパスで」
「え？えっ！？なんで！？私のこと嫌いなの！？ふ、ふぇええん」
「やよいちゃんは色々と人気者だからねー、女子だけにモテモテの私なんかじゃとてもとても」
「さりげなく自慢してるし……私が媚びて釣りたいのはなおちゃんでゲソ！変な連中が釣れるのはあくまで副次的効果じゃなイカ！？」
「お前誰だよ。つーか私媚び売る子好きじゃないから」
「ちっ、まぁ確かにそれっぽいよね。でも残念だったね、みゆきちゃんとあかねちゃんはなおちゃんなんか眼中にないくらい私にメロメロだよ？なぜなら二人にアニメで呼ばれた回数が一番多いのは私だから！」
「まだ続いてたんだソレ。てか二人は別にやよいちゃんのこと単なる友人Yとしか見てないから。勘違いとか頗る笑えるわマジで」
「は？いやいや何勝手に決め付けてんの？ピースサンダーで殺すよ？」
「うん、私はやよいちゃんに殺されるなら、いいよ？」
「えっ///」

"Hm? Okay, what is it, Yayoi-cha—wait, why are you in Pretty Cure Mode?"
"Don't mind this. So, getting straight to the point, Nao-chan is after Akane-chan, right?"
"Huh? Yeah."
"Really . . . ? Then what about Reika-chan?"
"Reika is important to me, so I don't want to give her to anyone else."
"How about Miyuki-chan?"
"Miyuki-chan is a wonderful girl who always cheers me up with her cute smile, so I won't ever let her go."
" . . . what about me?"
"As for Yayoi-chan, I'll pass."
"Huh? Huh? Why? Do you hate me? Weep."
"Yayoi-chan is popular in many ways, so to me, who's only popular with girls, you're really-really—"
"No, I don't show off on purpose—the one I want to please is Nao-chan! Strange people just happen to gather around me because of that, don't you think?"
"Oh, who are you? Heck, I don't even like people who suck up to me."
"Hmph, well, that sure sounds like you. But too bad for you—Miyuki-chan and Akane-chan can care less for Nao-chan; they're lovey-dovey for me. Why? Because they call my name the most in the anime!"
"No, that show is still airing. And those two think of Yayoi-chan as nothing, but a friend. The way you misunderstand, and proudly smirk is really—"
"What? No-no, who are you to make those conclusions? You want to die from my Peace Thunder?"
"Yeah, I'd love it if Yayoi-chan is the one to kill me . . . "
"Huh?"