I have an amazing boyfriend, and he is too good for me.
He is kind, and innocent, and so good looking. He has the perfect face and the perfect build. From the moment I saw him, I was under his spell.
He has the perfect name and the perfect birth date. His one imperfection is his high-pitched voice. If not for that, he would be my ideal...
So, aside from his voice, I have decided to make everything about him mine.

Hold on. Calm down.
The real battle has yet to begin.

Don't rush, take it slow, be a little bizarre.
I will injure my prey, enough so that he cannot run away.

Slowly, I will dissect him.

I love him so much!
Now, I will make him mine.