Sports Day game: Runner goes to a table with folded bits of paper, takes one and reads it, then has to find what the paper says and take it (or a person if appropriate) to the finish line with them. Azumanga Daioh did this twice, once with Osaka and Yomi's glasses, and once with Chiyo and a "baka" (Tomo - Chiyo shredded the paper rather than let Tomo know why she picked her).
This immediately reminded me of a gag from episode 5 of Poptepipic, though I'm not sure if the episode took the gag from elsewhere, or if this merits a tag even if the gag was fully original.
Also, I'm fairly sure this is a misuse of the "cross-body stretch" tag, but I'm willing to leave it owing to Rule of Funny.
This immediately reminded me of a gag from episode 5 of Poptepipic, though I'm not sure if the episode took the gag from elsewhere, or if this merits a tag even if the gag was fully original.
Also, I'm fairly sure this is a misuse of the "cross-body stretch" tag, but I'm willing to leave it owing to Rule of Funny.
I actually didn't know if there was a tag for this because it reminded me of the dog from Undertales that can stretch. When I saw "cross-body_stretch" I was like 🤔 that makes sense. But when I click the tag it was completely different. I'm fine with either or keeping the tag or removing it.
something like this happened to me before. I turned around when my mom was reaching over to get my attention and her finger jabbed in me in the eye... it sucked.
something like this happened to me before. I turned around when my mom was reaching over to get my attention and her finger jabbed in me in the eye... it sucked.
I was reaching out to put a hand on my girlfriend's shoulder from behind and she turned so abruptly she ran the side of her head into my fingers, making them curl down info a flat "fist." Broke her glasses and it was essentially like I'd punched her; if it had happened later when her crazy had kicked in she probably could have gotten away with saying I did.
I was reaching out to put a hand on my girlfriend's shoulder from behind and she turned so abruptly she ran the side of her head into my fingers, making them curl down info a flat "fist." Broke her glasses and it was essentially like I'd punched her; if it had happened later when her crazy had kicked in she probably could have gotten away with saying I did.
it's been over 9 years, how are you and your girlfriend now?
it's been over 9 years, how are you and your girlfriend now?
She cheated on me for three years and convinced everyone I somehow gaslit her into doing it so it was my fault. The relationship was over years before that comment.
Honestly, I do believe that does combine better with Pizza than pineapple does, though it's mostly kids who eat this kind of Pizza in italy. There's also another kind of Pizza that's made with potatoes.
Honestly, I do believe that does combine better with Pizza than pineapple does, though it's mostly kids who eat this kind of Pizza in italy. There's also another kind of Pizza that's made with potatoes.
Pineapple is sweet and helps to contrast the savory, that is literally every other part of pizza.
Pineapple is sweet and helps to contrast the savory, that is literally every other part of pizza.
If you think this, you probably only eat pizza made of garlic-flavoured grease and nasty over-processed cheese. Get some help, and may God have mercy on your immortal soul.