Do the extra sails even do anything arrayed like that?
See the artist's commentary. It's not a sail, it's a barrier designed to snag bits of orbital debris. (I'm not saying this is a useful or practical solution, just that it's what the artist intended it to be.)
I feel like a whipple shield made of nextel is just going to create more debris or be ineffective considering that even paint chips can cause impact craters the look like bullet holes.
Remember, Big J has absolutely no qualms against beating the shit out of people who disrespects his dad's house.
I feel like that particular section in the Bible is similar to the east-Asian idiom “Even the Buddha will get mad, if you slap him three times in the face.” I.e. even the patience of a saint can be understandably lost in the right circumstance.
It's important to also note that Big J made himself a whip, BY HAND, which would have taken him HOURS, if not straight up all day.
He just stood there, menacingly, forging the instrument of his wrath
Making a whip is easy. You put something mildly heavy on the end of a rope, and that's a whip...technically, a very long morningstar. And the passage actually tells you what type of whip it is.
"And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;" -John 2:15
Most likely, it's something similar to cat o' nine tails which is basically just few strands of short rope tied together, which can be put together under 5 minutes.
