A sudden platinum upgrade raffle has appeared!
Donmai

Comments

Blacklisted:
Date Uploader HawkeyeNFO Rating General
Tags
puniru_wa_kawaii_slime puyopuyo puyopuyo_quest andou_ringo arle_nadja miyabi_(puyopuyo) puniru_(puniru_wa_kawaii_slime) undine_(puyopuyo) check_translation official_art translation_request 5girls ahoge armor backpack bag bare_shoulders bike_shorts blue_bag blue_cape blue_eyes blue_footwear blue_hair blue_hat blue_jacket blue_ribbon blue_shorts blue_skin blue_skirt blue_thighhighs blunt_bangs blush blush_stickers boots bow bowtie breastplate cape cardigan character_charm character_hair_ornament charm_(object) clenched_hand collared_shirt colored_skin copyright_name cosplay costume_switch crime_prevention_buzzer crossover denim denim_shorts detached_sleeves double_bun drill_hair earrings facial_mark gradient_hair green_eyes green_shirt gyaru hair_between_eyes hair_bun hair_ornament hairband hat index_finger_raised jacket jewelry long_hair long_sidelocks long_sleeves looking_at_viewer loose_bowtie loose_socks mini_hat mini_top_hat monster_girl multicolored_clothes multicolored_hair multicolored_jacket multiple_girls neck_ribbon off_shoulder official_alternate_costume one_eye_closed open_mouth orange_hair outstretched_arm pauldrons pink_hair pleated_skirt pointy_ears ponytail purple_footwear randoseru red_bow red_bowtie red_hair ribbon school_hat shirt shoes short_hair_with_long_locks shorts shoulder_armor shoulder_bag sidelocks skirt sleeves_past_wrists slime_(substance) slime_girl smile sneakers socks sparkle star_(symbol) striped_bow striped_bowtie striped_clothes sweater t-shirt thighhighs top_hat twin_drills two-tone_hair two-tone_jacket white_jacket white_shirt white_socks yellow_eyes yellow_footwear yellow_hat
Show 31 more comments
[hidden]

bombermania said:

At this point I doubt Ash is even human at all, with his super strength and eternal youth.

Of course not. Ash is actually the dormant form of The Destroyer. When he becomes a Pokemon Champion, he will sing the song that heralds the End of All Things, and thus begin the unholy machinations that will undo the works of Man and Mon.

Or at least, he might as well be, considering that the anime writers apparently think they have to end the series if they let Ash win the goddamn Pokemon League.

  • 3
  • Reply
  • [hidden]

    Keo said:

    Also, the pokedex is a liar most of the time. It's what you should expect when most of the data is written and recorded by either kids or senile old grandpas who can't even remember their grandson's name. They even had a episode in the anime where they visit a professor who program and input the data into the dex and he straight up admitted that most of what he put in was all either exaggerations or downright false.

    I wish I had found this post eight years ago so I could ask which episode this was. Alas!

  • 1
  • Reply