So, sticking this through google translate... it looks like it's a bust chart for all the shown touhous. Background colour is tier, and the text is elaboration or jokes.
- The Lavender/Dark Blue group are the flattest. Marisa gets a comment about her ribs sticking out, Lily's a wall, and Youmu's below the poverty line. No idea what Wriggle's is meant to be. - Light Blue is Small. But it's worth noting that where variances appear, Solidus appears to lowball it - Mayumi comes with larger parts included, and Mamizou varies. - Green is normal, ironically less common than the two previous tiers. Reimu's apparently on the lower end of normal, while google translate is translates snae's second line as 'I like Konjuden Sanae'. No idea what that means. - Orange is big. Keiki's on the lower end of qualifying, while Sakuya - well, google translate doesn't understand the crossed out line, but the big line is definitely huge so all's good. - And of course, the cow-girl canonically-milf is in a tier all her own.
The bottom coupon is all in katakana on top of the misspelling, which allows for several interpretations, one of which is "肩 危険 (shoulders in danger)."
5th panel shows Murakami shoulder massage but instead of breaking Momo-chan Murakami actually does a great job because she would do for others so she knows how to do it softly without hurting them
Context for people that don't play ZZZ, like me (spoilers): Caesar seemingly sacrifices herself to re-ignite the Cinder Lake, which has a crucial resource for survival, but then lives. Lucy is understandably upset that she risked her life. Cutscene with the event: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06BPneQ_QI0 Aftermath where Ceasar explains what happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8t5-nplOGI
So you have a reaper, a half-demon girl, the literal embodiment of chaos itself, and a psychopathic owl as your surgeons. Yep, seems like you're in good hands...
Bunta: (Puffs smoke) ..... Hmmmmm, a McLaren P1, huh. A hypercar. It's several leagues way ahead of the 86 & my Impreza WRX STi GC8. Unfortunately, the price of the car is the equivalent of a high end Japanese house.
B.)
Yuichi: Ah, the McLaren P1. Beautiful piece of automotive art. 916bhp, paddle-shifters, traction control, retractable rear spoiler. That thing will leave your 86 in the dust. Not to mention very rare to find.
C.)
Mika Uehara: (Snags Takumi's Cheek) Oi, Takumi! Have you been looking at HER CHEST when you befriended her? (Jealous look. Threatening aura surrounds Mika)
D.)
Itsuki: NO WAY! Not only you actually get to see a really cool hypercar up close, but also befriended a hot chick with a nice rack & drives like Mako Sato?!
Koichiro: (Heart attack pose. Reminders of a certain failed romance.)
Itsuki: The world is so unfair! Uhuhuhuhuhu!
Koichiro, Kenji: (Comforting Itsuki) There, There. We're here for you. Together, we are the lonely drivers club. Let's go for a Karaoke.
E.)
Ryousuke: That car would pose the biggest challenge Project D has ever faced.
Keisuke: Just upgrade my RX-7 Type RS Series 8 FD with more power & handling, aniki, and I'm all set.
Ryousuke: You should consider how quick that thing accelerates. Even moreso that the car has paddle-shifters. Just a flick of the paddle, and it leaves you in the straights.
Bunta: (Puffs smoke) ..... Hmmmmm, a McLaren P1, huh. A hypercar. It's several leagues way ahead of the 86 & my Impreza WRX STi GC8. Unfortunately, the price of the car is the equivalent of a high end Japanese house.
B.)
Yuichi: Ah, the McLaren P1. Beautiful piece of automotive art. 916bhp, paddle-shifters, traction control, retractable rear spoiler. That thing will leave your 86 in the dust. Not to mention very rare to find.
C.)
Mika Uehara: (Snags Takumi's Cheek) Oi, Takumi! Have you been looking at HER CHEST when you befriended her? (Jealous look. Threatening aura surrounds Mika)
D.)
Itsuki: NO WAY! Not only you actually get to see a really cool hypercar up close, but also befriended a hot chick with a nice rack & drives like Mako Sato?!
Koichiro: (Heart attack pose. Reminders of a certain failed romance.)
Itsuki: The world is so unfair! Uhuhuhuhuhu!
Koichiro, Kenji: (Comforting Itsuki) There, There. We're here for you. Together, we are the lonely drivers club. Let's go for a Karaoke.
E.)
Ryousuke: That car would pose the biggest challenge Project D has ever faced.
Keisuke: Just upgrade my RX-7 Type RS Series 8 FD with more power & handling, aniki, and I'm all set.
Ryousuke: You should consider how quick that thing accelerates. Even moreso that the car has paddle-shifters. Just a flick of the paddle, and it leaves you in the straights.
Bunta: (Puffs smoke) ..... Hmmmmm, a McLaren P1, huh. A hypercar. It's several leagues way ahead of the 86 & my Impreza WRX STi GC8. Unfortunately, the price of the car is the equivalent of a high end Japanese house.
B.)
Yuichi: Ah, the McLaren P1. Beautiful piece of automotive art. 916bhp, paddle-shifters, traction control, retractable rear spoiler. That thing will leave your 86 in the dust. Not to mention very rare to find.
C.)
Mika Uehara: (Snags Takumi's Cheek) Oi, Takumi! Have you been looking at HER CHEST when you befriended her? (Jealous look. Threatening aura surrounds Mika)
D.)
Itsuki: NO WAY! Not only you actually get to see a really cool hypercar up close, but also befriended a hot chick with a nice rack & drives like Mako Sato?!
Koichiro: (Heart attack pose. Reminders of a certain failed romance.)
Itsuki: The world is so unfair! Uhuhuhuhuhu!
Koichiro, Kenji: (Comforting Itsuki) There, There. We're here for you. Together, we are the lonely drivers club. Let's go for a Karaoke.
E.)
Ryousuke: That car would pose the biggest challenge Project D has ever faced.
Keisuke: Just upgrade my RX-7 Type RS Series 8 FD with more power & handling, aniki, and I'm all set.
Ryousuke: You should consider how quick that thing accelerates. Even moreso that the car has paddle-shifters. Just a flick of the paddle, and it leaves you in the straights.
ADD:
F.)
Sayuki: Mako, (Points to St. Louis) That's the woman that defeated our pretty boy Takumi last night.
Mako: It must be the car, no doubt. It's a hypercar, you know.
Sayuki: I don't think so. She too can be fast as hell like you, Mako. She can also perform racing techniques very similarly our pretty boy Takumi can do too. Consider proceed with extreme caution if we ever plan to challenge her in Usui.
Mako: Noted.
Takeshi: ..........(Spaced Out Blank Stare at St. Louis)..........*Mumbles* Oppai.
Shingo: (Nudges Takeshi in the elbow) Hey! You sleepy or what?
Takeshi: Eh?
Shingo: ..........(Smug) Ho ho, let me guess: It must be that chick in a black Mclaren P1 that got you distracted, huh.
Takeshi: Look! It's not what you think! I'm just thinking "philosophically" on improving by racing techniques before we'll plan on how to challenge Project D head-on.
Shingo: Suuuuure, pal (Sarcastic tone). While you are staring blankly at that woman's tits. *Pffft* And to think, you like Sayuki. LOL!
Takeshi: Who said that I like Sayuki?! Don't make stupid crap up!
Shingo: I don't. But you better tell her about it. *Points behind Takeshi*.
Takeshi: Eh? ..........(Looks behind)
(A really jealous Sayuki)
Takeshi: Oh, crap.
Sayuki: (Fake smile) Say, Takeshi. What do you think of that woman? (Jealous, threatening aura surrounds Sayuki).
G.)
Seiji: Oooooh Mama! Look at that one fine woman!
Kyoichi: And I can sense a very strong aura surrounding her.
Seiji: I would love to score her. (Fake French accent) And then reveal my sushi roll, and then dip it into that spice soy sauce of hers!
Kyoichi: (Socks Seiji in the head) Oh, behave!
Seiji: Sorry, boss.
Kyoichi: Don't let her charms distract you. I can feel that she can bite you real hard in Irohazaka. Even harder due to the fact that she's driving a Mclaren P1.
