Shinkon santaku (新婚三択, lit. "newlyweds' three choices") is a stock phrase where someone (usually a man) arrives home, and is asked by his spouse something to the effect of "Would you like dinner, a bath, or me?" to which he replies, "I'll take all three!"
Commonly parodied in one way or another.
The following tags are aliased to this tag: bath_dinner_or_me, dinner_bath_or_me, and soretomo (learn more).