What is it with you? I didn't even oversleep!Eh!? Wait- please cut it out with the knives first thing in the morning!SDM is in danger from your poop
This is parody of "Omae no Unko de Chikyuu ga Yabai," a topic in 2ch.
Topic title: "If I have a shit at the speed of light, what will happen?"
12th response: "On a serious note, perhaps Osaka where you live in will become extinct.
If an object of 200~300g moves at the speed of light, an unimaginably big shock wave will occur.
In addition the Earth will face a crisis if it crashes into the surface of the Earth.
The Earth is in danger from your poop."
