No, it's not a p●nis...
Also, isn't it your reader base that's the prob—Ah! See? We're already getting our next question!Hey, hey. How's it going, little Miss Q.?
I got a look at that new book of yours, but I really don't get what the fuss is about. Average slop.
Did you get such a long nose from listening to those bootlicker readers of yours that you turned into a tengu? Poor thing...
Oh, my mistake. There's an actual one right there. Well, just try not to end up like that.
Put a bit more effort into your next book!
Hoh hoh hoh*BAM!*As if my readers could be this vulgar.
...So, what does it say?Hmph!
After already getting a taste of d●ck, I'm not afraid of anything.*YOINK!*HohHoh"Hey, hey. How's it going, little Miss Q.?
I got a look at that—HohYou've got mail!No, no. It's not something you should read.What now...? Is it another d●ck?
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with your listener base?
