Also known as the male geni...Hm...
Not bad.This is what you might call a p●nis...Do they want us to insult this...? Are they asking for seconds...?*YOINK*Hmmm... Wonder what our pervert listener thought about that...What am I even looking at?A misshapen mushroom?You've got mail!Theeere we go.
A different pervert crawled out of the woodwork...*CLACK CLACK CLACK*What is it? Another weird one?Ah!I wouldn't look if I were...!Bweh?