About 850 grams will do.So if you're using ground beef or pork for Hamburg steak...Come on in!Is that hottie she's shopping with her husband? Lucky girl~HUSBA-HUSBAND...!?Today's special is some good cheap A5 beef steak, made local! Highly recommended!In other words, at this moment, I could pretend to be...TRAINER'S WIFE!!The Butcher's shop is international waters!The storeowner set up this Casablanca scenario for this precise reason!The perfect storm to roleplay has come!!A dry run as a married couple!!I'll get to act as his wife...!!HOW DO I ACT AS HIS WIFE!?