Well... It's getting late, I guess I should be leaving...Oh, right.MePornPornMy last train's soon, too...What am I gonna do?Oooh... Thanks!And you've handed over what you came to bring me...Once, he was participating as a circle at a Touhou event, and when he got placed at one of the Youmu spaces, he started worrying about stuff like "What if the neighbouring circles are selling Youmu porn and they try to give me a copy as a greeting? I wouldn't know how to react to that, they just mean well, but...", and swearing he'd never draw Youmu for his circle cut again. Really, what the hell do I care?Here you go.PornPornHe's not the kind of guy who will start feeling a bit ill if he looks at a book with Youmu porn in it, no, he'll go all the way and completely collapse for several days. So when he finds a Youmu book that looks good, he'll have me inspect it to make sure there's no porn in it.Ah-... That's right, I called you today to give you this back.Here you go, the book you had me look at.What am I gonna do?As we parted, I somehow understood that the gods must have given me the mission to act like a breakwater that prevents this monster from running loose in the world...
