Hoooh!And then...First! Watch closely, now.Take the bench...Take advantage of the recoil...PA-KOW!...sit down on the bench!This is essential.Jet Li is like...!!In this way, Jackie's style mixes humor with...I'd take Jet Li's sexiness over him any day.Exactly!Th-this isn't what it looks like!!!How did the conversation get...Yaaa!Ooooh!He's married to Higuchi Kanako!!!Japanese actress, wife to Itoi, significantly more attractive. Rinku!He's like a cut-rate Itoi Shigesato, and you know it!!Influential Japanese essayist and copywriter, but you probably know him as the brain behind EarthBound. In any case, not much of a "looker". Rinku!Liar!! Higuchi Kanako is married to a dog!!Refers to her part in the very popular "White Family" series of commercials for SoftBank, in which the father-figure is played by a white Hokkaido. Rinku!AAARRGH!PonkDidn't you even ever play Mother!?W'tmpIt's gotta be Jackie!! JACK-IE!!!ArrghYou do NOT want to get an "Almost Daily" fan angry!!Refers to Itoi's website, "The Almost Daily Itoi News". Rinku!Lastly...TwirlI can't let that one pass, not even from you, Miss Sakuya!!!TwirlThese kids just wanted me to show them...Are you looking to start a new career in daycare?...to focus on Itoi Shigesato?VOOM!IIIIIIITOI SHIGESATO?!?A mix of humor and slacking off!Shakeby spinning!PA-KOW!until they're all defeated."For adults, for children, for young women"?!The ad copy Itoi wrote for "Mother 2".Gyarrh.... Hmph, Jackie, huh?Slacking off again?HUUUH!?Jet Li is like...!!Twirlhow to do Jackie Chan's chair-fighting bit!!What are you saying?!Personally...Hit the enemies—WHAGH!!!Tremble