hakurei reimu, kirisame marisa, shameimaru aya, and inubashiri momiji (touhou) drawn by miyamoto_ryuuichi

What the? You haven't changed, with how you're calling folks "burglar"...

And if you lie and exaggerate on how you're the fastest, I'll just stick you with having Enma-sama scold and rebuke you...

Just shut up!!

If you want, let's have a showdown to see who's the fastest in all of Gensoukyou, dammit!!

If you're gonna do that then do it elsewhere.

Stop it, senpai...!!

The difference between you and this pure and honest speed of mine goes right down to the bone marrow, you witch!!

No matter how long you plead, you won't have anyone shoulder the weight of your swindling... That sort of life as a reporter is over...

Ohh, scary scary. (sarcasm)

And what is this supposed to be? Praise on how you're the fastest in Gensokyo...?

That's what we call being a thief.... You think you can get by with just changing how it's phrased? What are you, a crook official for some country...?

ARGHHH!!

As you wish, you idiot!! If you're gonna talk like that, let's do it!!

I haven't stolen anything!! I said that I'd return everything when I die, didn't I?!

You'll swindle Gensokyo with how your velocity and speed is greater than mine...?

Beside if I was to diagnose on how my velocity is like a split second, even Youmu-san is miles ahead of you...

Shut up and listen to me!! A newcomer from Touhou 9 is taking that sort of tone?!