Ha... well... That's true...To release your stress, you danced a dance of frustration...That's right!! There haven't been any disasters in Gensokyo lately...Well, it's true that there's nothing to write unless a major disaster were to arise......I see. You have nothing to write on your paper. That's why you're angry...You should be worried that there's nothing for me to write about!!
Be a reporter!!What if a meteorite were to fall in Gensokyo just once...
It'll be an armageddon...But I think it's nice that there is no disaster. It's all peace and quiet...
Like when I'm patrolling...