Stuffing crab meat into your flute...Bopping your friends with a fish sausage...for exampleTreating the classroom's curtain like tofu skin.
Planting herring in the flower pot...chewis the meaning in all this?The HellPouring water on your wooden desk...Gyaaaa I won't forgive you for this, brat!Are you listening to me!?No, I'm not! (laugh)Don't you know better than that!? The Hieda family has a proud tradition going back a thousand years, you know! It may look like this now, but aren't you the reincarnation of Are-sama!? Look at you now, some kind of mutation instead of a proper incarnation! I know memories are usually lost in rebirth, but playing with crab (food)... or yuba is... Moreover, you have been lacking in revising Gensokyo Chronicles lately! So I wouldn't count on Enma-sama to let you continue your reincarnations...
異変 = incident
突然変異 = mutation
