*dig**dig*Since we're here, I'll make an exception and bestow upon you the greatest cheat item of all.I know what you're talking about. Sure.Ooh!
That's my goddess!Here....Huh? What is this thin tablet?Ahh! I have heard about that!Awesome!It's called a smartphone!You don't know?This one embodiment of mankind's wisdom will let you speak with people far away, find answers in an instant, protect yourself from bullets and all kinds of other useful features!Well, I do also have a body on Earth...
