*more angry shouting* Why didn't you save me back then!!? Don'tcha know customers are gods!!? I was late for work because of you!
Why the hell didn't you wake me up!!? ... A failure of a god. This sonuva bitch is God!? Don't screw with me, ya dumb bitch!! God? I'm... *angry shouting* Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! I never asked to be born!! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
A famous phrase by H.P. Lovecraft which he translated to "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."