hakurei reimu, shameimaru aya, yagokoro eirin, hoshiguma yuugi, and himekaidou hatate (touhou) drawn by bomber_grape

A request for a fight, huh...? All right...

Er, Yuugi-san?

KRAK

I can't be rude to my opponent! I have to face her in top condition!

That's the fighting style of Yuugi Hoshigumaaa!

The Rumored Unnatural Phenomenon Hoshiguma Yuugi

The Rumored Unnatural Phenomenon: Hoshiguma Yuugi

And that's the kind of beating I got...

The Rumored Unnatural Phenomenon Hoshiguma Yuugi

KRAK

EIENTEI

Why are you going to the doctor's instead of the shrine?

You idiot!

The Rumored Unnatural Phenomenon Hoshiguma Yuugi

I would very much appreciate it if you would punish that dark shrine maiden, Donna Yuugi. Aya's addressing Yuugi like she's a mafia kingpin. I'm not sure if there's a better English equivalent.

WHAM

How many times do I gotta repeat it ta get it through yer skull!? Reimu's using some fairly coarse Japanese.

Eeeek! I'm sorry!

The next time you take pics without permission, I'm rippin' out all your pubic hair and eatin' it right in front of youuuuuu!!

I'm hospitalizing you immediately. Drinking one more drop of alcohol would kill you on the spot.