Actually, I think it's pitiful if there's no story to tell because it lacks impactful elements like death and misery.There's no way to move the hearts of otherswithout learning the profundity of some universal experiences like that.Even if you tried, only people on your own level could understand.You go out of your way to steep the noodles in poison, too? You got a problem with the person eating or what?Just overindulge on noodles in plain old soup and drop dead!As such, it's only natural that the beginnings I tell be written with the premise that you are also pitiful—I'm not so shallow as to think a tragic prologue is enough to tell a life story.