hakurei reimu, izayoi sakuya, yakumo yukari, hong meiling, and lyrica prismriver (touhou) drawn by minato_hitori

Fear not, Sakuya-san! Leave this to me, Hong Meiling!

M-Meiling, uh, hey...

Look here, you! In our mansion we have no weaklings who would utilize such fraudulent goods!!

But as long as I'm here, no way they're going to get through!

Christ! I'll just put you down as "delivery rejected", then!

I shall not suffer such depraved salespersons to enter the premises!

Wha... Well aren't you the shameless one!!

※ Of course, Reimu has never tasted a pineapple in her life.

...So, a larva usurped your shikigami's love, and, feeling neglected, you left your home...

What are we going to do with you...? Well, I'll let you hole up here for a while.

That's right, and it was me who left the place of my own will, please make no mistake about that!

AIR CHAZUKE!?

'Sup! I'm here to deliver a push-up bra!

As if the mistress would buy such a ridiculous item!

Get out before I throw salt at you, day laborer ghost!!

Why don't I take you to the fucking health care center, you nursing home reject!She literally says 要介護野良妖怪 meaning "feral youkai needing priority nursing care", which is a probably yet another slur on her age, as well as being vaguely punny (as it is read "youkaigo nora-youkai")

Today's menu is this: air chazuke!

The Gate Guardian of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Hong Meiling - Day and night, she continually protects the mansion from hostile outsiders.

Out, out!

You can bet on it!!

Crap, this place is not cool!

Good work, Meiling......

Once you've mastered air eating as much as I have, you'll be able to taste pineapple just by biting the air!

Aaah! There it is, there it is! This is so pineapple-like!

Reimu...!!

Tear up...

Ah......

Yeesh! Those types are troublesome!

Y-yeah...

In the first place, did you think I could eat food every day?

By the way, I want to eat pineapple steak today.