諸君、私は東方香霖堂が好きだ。諸君、私は東方香霖堂が好きだ。諸君、私は東方香霖堂が大好きだ。森近霖之助が好きだ。動かない古道具屋が好きだ。薀蓄が好きだ。考え方が好きだ。服装が好きだ。アホ毛が好きだ。世界観が好きだ。嫌そうな顔が好きだ。落ち着いた笑顔が好きだ。ブログで。Pixivで。ニコニコで。創想話で。絵チャで。絵版で。同人誌で。三月精で。儚月抄で。文花帖で。この地上で描かれる、ありとあらゆる霖之助が大好きだ。君達は一体何を望んでいる？更なる書き下ろしを望むか？同人誌に記載された話の収録を望むか？神主が力の限りを尽くし作曲された森近霖之助のテーマを望むか？よろしい、ならば発売だ。我々は満身の力をこめて今まさに振り下ろさんとする握り拳だ。だがこの暗い闇の底で2年もの間堪え続けてきた我々にただの単行本ではもはや足りない！！最連載を！！　一心不乱の最連載を！！我らはわずか全東方ファンの3割に満たぬ敗残兵にすぎない。だが諸君は一騎当千の古強者だと私は信仰している。ならば我らは諸君と私で総兵力１００万と１人の愛読者となる。我々を忘却の彼方へと追いやり眠りこけている出版社を叩き起こそう。髪の毛をつかんで引きずり降ろし眼を開けさせ思い出させよう。一千人の読者の戦闘団で単行本を完売してやる。第二次東方香霖堂発売予告状況を開始せよ。征くぞ諸君。

Gentlemen, I like Toho Koyodo. Gentlemen, I like Toho Koyodo. Gentlemen, I love Toho Koujido. I like Mori chikanosuke. I like used tools shops that don't move. I like to store. I like the way I think. I like to dress. I like idiot hair. I like the world view. I like the face that I don't like. I like a calm smile. On the blog. In Pixiv. With a smile. In the original story. In the picture cha. In the picture version. in doujinshi. In March Sei. In ephemeral moon excerpts. In Bunkacho. I love all kinds of 霖nosuke depicted on this earth. What the hell do you want? You want more writing down? Do you want to include the story in the doujinshi? Do you want the theme of Morikin Konosuke, composed by the god lord to the fullest of power? All right, if so, it's on sale. We are fists that we are going to shake down right now with all our strength. But for us who have endured for two years at the bottom of this dark darkness, just a book is no longer enough! ! The most serialized! ! The most series of heartlessness! ! We are only 30% of the eastern fans. But I believe that you are an old strong man of 1,000. Then we will be one million and one patron of all forces with you and I. Let's knock up the publisher who drives us beyond oblivion and is sleeping. Grab your hair, drag it down, open your eyes, and remind you. The book is sold out by the combat group of 1,000 readers. Start the second Touho Koyodo release notice status. I'm going to conquer you.