If you want to lie, couldn't you at least fake something that resembles how I usually describe her?CAFE! LOOK!Uh... ah... wait, then is this shape supposed to be a product of pure coincidence...I've successfully managed to subject a photograph of you to multidimensional analysis!Observe! This stalwart black form of your so-called "Friend"!
This may be the discovery of the century!Tachyon-san... I can't believe even you would play an April Fool's prank...
My "Friend" doesn't look like that.
