Sleep on the job again, will you?Ow!A toy?Sorry!Eh?They have been replaced with the daggers from that one pop-up game!?I can't believe this gatekeeper!I didn't - who's behind this!?My knives!N-no!The mistress was behind this....Hold on, this isn't a knife for a change.What!?I see even you make mistakes sometimes, Miss Sakuya!Pop-Up Remilia
n.b. a literal translation would be more like "Remilia Crisis". The inscription is a riff on the game's Japanese name, 黒ひげ危機一発 (Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu), "Blackbeard Crisis").