To be honest, when I, Kochiya Sanae, used to go to school in the outside world, I was a huge fujoshi otaku.Neet Satorin Makes a friendKochiya-san! How many months has it been!?I've already paid you tens of thousands of yen, but Satori-sama's NEET has not gotten any better!What!? You-you can't!What should I do...That was the mandatory condition for starting a new life in Gensokyo. And so I disposed of all my otaku collection, and then changed my looks to be that of the ultimate extrovert, leading me to gain a new life.
But if I meet Satori-san in person, most likely...Wha...Ever since everyone found that out in middle school, I was subject to bullying by the other students and I had no friends.LMAO. She won't even budge!Then it's okay to throw more stuff at her, right?Yo! Are you thinking about gay stuff again?And for that reason, coming over to Gensokyo was the biggest opportunity for me. Erasing all of my otaku past and starting over from the beginning.I can't believe Sanae gave me so much stuff!Dunno what they are but I'm happy!I've read your mind, Sanae-san, you used to be...A depressing friendless otaku, I see. (lol)This is going to happen...I cannot allow that to happen...O-oh...Hello?Oh! Oh...I see...
Thank goodness...Kochiya-san. Actually, it's been decided that Satori-sama will not be joining the party.Instead, I've decided to force her to go to your place, so please make sure to show her the joys of being outside and everything~Original: "Touhou Project" by Team Shanghai Alice Author: SunnySideI don't care how much of a normie you are! If you don't get Satori-sama out of her room within the week, I won't pay you any money, instead I will sue you for scam!Don't "What!? You-you can't!" me! I paid you expecting a lot of things, so it's gonna be an issue if you can't deliver. We're planning on holding another Christmas party at Chireiden, so this time around, instead of just calls, please meet her in person and chat with her!
BYE!
