But I never told anyone about John...Are you the girl that was with John!?Where?
Where is he!?If you exist then John must exist too, right!?Who is that girl!?The Split of Haruhi Suzumiya (meaning Kyon).You say that you're John?That's what she thinks!?Listen to me for once.I told you, I turned into a girl.A ponytail!?It's not going to make any difference, so I decided to use my trump card.But Kyon, don't you know that John is a boy's name?Rokudena-shi's verse/geniusTake me to him!!Stop it!
Stop coming up with such weird theories!This is no joke!
