*throb**throb*When I was small, I used to badger my parents about not having an older brother or sister.Those of you who don't have older brothers or sisters yourselves know what I'm talking about, don't you?Forget fantasies, she's my ideal older sister. I would try to have sex with her at least 10 times a week.*fidgety*funny voiceThat's fine by me...!N... No, please! Please... don't!!Kyon-kun, don't do it!!Ho ho ho... Mikuru-chan should die of a heart attack too!Call Asahina-san "Oneesama"...?I do feel that this isn't the kind of thing you do to someone who says things like, "I'd love to have a little sister,"You don't have to force it, really!but my own dreams of having a big sister are not few in number.And to top that, it's playing sister with none other than Asahina-san?This is perfect, Haruhi.As a bonus, this is Haruhi's command.This is an imagination game that couldn't happen under any other circumstances.All right, Haruhi. Count me in.However, I'm going to take one small liberty.*hesitant*R... Really, you don't have to!
