Yeah, that old story...

But the most beautiful man on Earth, a gentle god, appeared on the scene.

Once upon a time...

...Ever heard of the "White Hare of Inaba"?

Oh, you poor rabbit.

...That would be me.

Oh, this thing?

Yeah, well~

A white hare was attacked by sharks, and had her skin peeled off.

Oh, that poor, poor rabbit! She hadn't even done anything wrong!

(There's a zipper on the back)

You're a long-lived sort too, ain't cha? Something like that should heal, right?