Fake?You've been running with those heavy-ass things on!?
That's so freakin' COOL!!Ugh... I just can't get it any better today... my time...Well, maybe if you took off those two heavy things you've got on there...Yeah, you're right... Maybe I will just take them off...Eh... take off?
You mean... they're removable...!?
Are you for real!?