Go and steal them...Up*Flubb*Uh... Uh... But they're not made of gold, so...*Rustle*Oh, speaking ofShiratakiNu-uh! It's ten thousand goldfish! 10000!Right, I think I'll go make dinner now*Rustle*Good thing they're not made of real gold, or else a thief might go and ste...
Shoplifting=万引き
Ten Thousand=万匹
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