What a splendid pen you have there.It's a Montblanc fountain pen!I always use it when I need to write something.Nippen no Miko-chan!?Oh dear, what sloppy penmanship!!What's that!?But that's okay! With Nippen, you can improve with only 20 minutes of practice each day!* A ballpoint penmanship correspondence course.Also, rude!!Nippen has over 80 years of history and the very best teachers!Who the hell are you!?I'm Nippen no Miko-chan!
