(Reading his mind)Considering how she dresses.I'd kinda like to see that!Can't say I blame them.Cease your fantasizing about other women!My wife...a ninja...Pity. No one would make that mistake if she just wore a normal kimono.That tanuki, in a kimono...?I'll strike you.You know...I was a shinobi once, too. In my youth.A kunoichi.What? You were a ninja?!