Well, even if you say that...THEN HOW'D YOU PREPARE ALL THIS!?It's not like I've ever used one!Isn't it going to splatter everywhere!?I wouldn't know anything about that!!Do you think it's some kind of jelly!?SHAKE IT!? Shake it instead of wiping!?Well, I thought... you could always shake it...What if I need to dab, you MORON!!And toilet paper! There's no toilet paper!!I'm still coming to grips with my mental image of you...You'll be sneaking all sorts of sideways glances!!These toilets are completely out in the open!! Couldn't I at least have a partition for peace of mind!?Aw, a maid's better than a wall ♡What a cute little thing...When there's no wall...When there's a wall!However! I've been thinking about this for a while!!
