Katsuragi-sanI'm really sorry......I wonder what should I do?Akagi-sanZuikaku-sanReadThere's this LINE I was personally contacted by Katsuragi-san, you see.Katsuragi-sanAkagi-sanZuikaku-senpai! Zuikaku-senpai! Zuikaku-senpai! Zuikakuuuuuu Waaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhh
...Ahh...A-Ah~! Aaaaaaahhhh!!! Zuikaku-senpaiZuikaku-senpaiZuikaku-senpai UuuuuWaaaaaahhhh!!!
Ahh Sniff-Sniff! Sniff-Sniff! Sniiiiiiiiffff! Sniiiiiiiiiffff! Such a nice smell... Sniff-Sniff
Haaah! I wanna sniff that Aircraft Carrier Zuikaku's green hair! Sniff-Sniff! Ahhhh!!
My mistake! I wanna touch that fluffiness! Fluffy-Fluffy! Fluffy-Fluffy! Her fluffy hair! Crunchy, fluffy, crunchy, fluffy... Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze!
Zuikaku-tan during sortie was so cute!! Aaaahhhh... Ahhh... A-Ahhhhhhhh!! Hwaaaaaaann!! Your bombers are nice as always, Zuikaku-senpai-tan! Aaahhhhhh!—Yes, she is watching! Zuikaku-senpai-chan is watching me! Her artwork is looking at me!!
Bomber attack
Zuikaku-senpai-chan is talking to me!!! Thank god... There's still hope in humanity, isn't it!?
Yahooooooooo!!! I have Zuikaku-senpai-chan with me!! I did it, Amagi-nee!! I can do it by myself!!!
Ah, Zuikaku-paisen's Zuikaku-senpai-chaaaaaaaaaaaan!! Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!
A-Ahn A-Ahhhhhh Ah, Zwiekakuuuuu!! Zui-Zuikaku-paisen!! Senpaiiiiiiiii!!! Zuikaku-samaaaaaa!!
Ooooh
Ooohh!! O, my feeling, may it reach Zuikaku-senpai!! Reach Louise-senpai of the naval base!
All these dialogues are known in Japan as "Louise Copy/Paste (ルイズコピペ)". It originates from a 2ch user who expresses his love to Louise from Zero no Tsukaima. It was parodied by replacing the character's name and some texts.
Note how Katsuragi forgot to replace the last sentence which stays as "Louise"-senpai.